blogger short

Kallista wanted to rule the world!  This is for her.  I call it, "Kallista Rules the World."

Once upon a time, there was a Beautiful Goddess Queen named Kallista. She ruled the world! With an iron fist of... gentle loving kindness, and the occasional noogie.

One day she was touring her realm in a chariot drawn by Magical Goats, when the chariot hit a pothole and the wheel fell off.

Fortunately there were two strong teenaged boys nearby, and they helped her replace the chariot wheel. Their names were Dragona and Octaboona. They became Beautiful Goddess Queen Kallista's favorite citizens, and forever after helped her rule the world, using a magic Yorkshire pudding, and purple poetry.

the end.

I hope you guys are happy.  I wrote something, ok?